im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
