Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We're not piercing ourselves today.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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