She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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