you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
im six kinds of drunk right now
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Randomize
