we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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