Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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