oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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