That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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