Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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