Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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