Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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