Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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