and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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