Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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