At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
let's call it "werewolfing"
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups