my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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