brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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