he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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