no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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