"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Come on in and take your pants off
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