ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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