quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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