I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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