I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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