question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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