check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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