I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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