The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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