Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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