ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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