He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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