My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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