Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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