Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
