I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I am spending my child support on dildos
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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