I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I have fence marks all over my body
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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