i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
