apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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