How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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