its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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