There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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