and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Drake has all the answers
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I believe in your delicious
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