Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have feelings that need drinking.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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