i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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