Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
so let's talk penis.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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