sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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