For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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