so explain again why im purple
no
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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