i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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