Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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