Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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