Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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