He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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