So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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