Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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