Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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