Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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